I actually have no complaints about this one. G J.

Grandmas think, "Maybe death not so bad?"

Too busy hosting SNL to find a nice lady?

Pick your nose in your profile pic and who's gonna pick you?

Found both these dudes in one day.

I WISH I MADE THIS:

Breakdown of profile pics from guys interested in a girl on Match:




And then. No joke. One dude, three in a row:

If this doesn't get ya...

man-handling the goods:



Ladies- this could be you and your bestie/cousin/sister

Chair-dance for me, monkey!!

gross.

Are you?

Are you really?

Zing!

Stop, collaborate and listen!

Wait for it...

Best part= his member name:

Kitteh does not want.

And neither do I.

P.S. good luck with that

Kangaroofied.